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Abducted
by the Daleks
(aka Abducted
by the Daloids, 2005)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
ENGLISH
LANGUAGE
Directed
by Roman Nowicki, UK
A
group of busty bimbos get captured by the legendary evil Daleks
of "Doctor Who" fame and must submit to their sexual tortures!
And, as if that wasn't enough, a serial killer who likes to skin
people abducts one poor lass and ties her to a tree! This zero-budget
nudie satire has already been banned in the UK due to questionable
infringement of character usage. To me these Daleks look and sound
exactly like the "real" ones so it's pretty funny to so
them poking and prodding naked women! This shot-on-video feature
runs 55 minutes and is followed by 30 minutes of outtakes which
are pretty hilarious! Starring Katarzyna Zelnik, Eliza Borecka and
several others. FOR ADULTS ONLY! |
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Adam
and Eve (Adamo
ed Eva, la prima storia d'amore, 1983)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
ITALIAN LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Enzo Doria and Luigi Russo, Italy
Crazy
version of the Biblical story with violence, nudity, dinosaurs
and cave cannibals! This thing is nuts! Starring Mark Gregory
as Adam and Andrea Goldman as Eve. Rated R
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Adventure
at the Center of the Earth (Aventura al centro de la tierra,
1965)
SPANISH LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Alfredo B. Crevenna, Mexico
Starring
Kitty de Hoyos, Javier Solís and Columba Domínguez. |
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Aladdin's
Lamp (aka Aladdin and his Lamp,
1965)
Unusual kids feature film made with puppets (filmed in "Animarionation")
by the Rufus Rose Company! (Rufus Rose was a puppeteer on "The
Howdy Doody Show" in the late 1940s!) |
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Alien Beasts
(1991)
Directed
by Carl J. Sukenick, USA
Mind-numbing ultra-low-budget shot-on-home-video feature! Words
fail me. Rated R |
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Alyas
Batman and Robin
(aka The Filipino Batman and Robin, 1993)
IN MOSTLY TAGALOG DIALOGUE WITH SOME ENGLISH LANGUAGE DIALOGUE
AND ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Tony Y. Reyes, Philippines
Low
low low budget musical spoof on Batman and Robin! Great unauthorized
use of the Dynamic Duo and other famous comic characters! Holy
lawsuit, Batman!
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Atolladero
(1995)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
SPANISH
LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH
SUBTITLES
Directed by Óscar Aibar, Spain
Offbeat Sci-Fi / Western starring Pere Ponce, Iggy Pop
and Joaquín Hinojosa. Rated R
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Attack
of the Super Monsters (1977
/ 1985)
ENGLISH DUBBED
Directed by Toru Sotoyama and Tom Wyner, Japan
/ US
From Tsuburaya Productions
comes this kids matinee movie reportedly culled together from the late 1970s Japanese
tv series ""Dinosaur War Izenborg"". The dinosaurs and giant monsters
(some of whom talk!) are done with live puppet effects, while the humans are animated.
Probably this movie would appeal to the very young more so then older Godzilla
fans. |
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Badi
(aka
Turkish E.T., 1983)
IN TURKISH LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Zafer Par, Turkey
RECENTLY
ADDED!
Now
with English subtitles! Ultra low-budget E.T "imspired"
movie from Turkey! Please note that the picture is soft looking
on this title. Hard to find!
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Battle
of the Amazons (Amazzoni:
donne d'amore e di guerra, 1973)
WIDE SCREEN PICTURE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Directed by Alfonso Brescia, Italy
"Hell hath no fury like 10,000 women!" Well, would you
believe 30 scantily clad Euro-babes? A group of amazons are bent
on creating a society ruled by women only! Men are used as slaves
for studding purposes and then killed off! Gulp! Contains naughty
naked Amazon women! Starring Lincoln Tate, Lucretia Love, Paola
Tedesco, Mirta Miller, Genie Woods and Solvi Stubing. Includes
the original theatrical trailer and tv ad! Rated
R
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Battle of
the Stars (Battaglie negli spazi stellari, 1978)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH SWEDISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Alfonso Brescia (as Al Bradley), Italy
One
of the more hard to find space thrillers from Italian director Brescia.
Starring John Richardson, Yanti Somer and Walter Maestosi. Please
note that the Swedish subtitles are not remove-able. |
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Between
Time and Timbuktu (1972)
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Directed by Fred Barzyk, USA
Hard to find Public TV movie based on the work of Kurt Vonnegut,
Jr. Starring 'Cousin Brucie' Morrow, Dortha Duckworth, William
Hickey with Ray Goulding, Bob Elliott, Franklin Cover and Kevin
McCarthy. Please note that the picture is soft looking.
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Bigfoot
(1969)
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Directed by Robert F. Slatzer, USA
A horny
yeti kidnaps bikini clad girls for breeding purposes! Joi Lansing is the snatched
up by the lecherous primate! With John Carradine, Doodles Weaver and Haji!! |
The Bollywood
King Kong see Shikari
below
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The
Boy God (Roco,
ang batang bato, 1983?)
ENGLISH DUBBED
Directed by J. Erastheo Navoa, Phillipines
Ultra-weird fantasy / action / adventure film about a chubby young
boy born with superpowers who must travel through a mystical and
dangerous land to find his real (dead?) parents. On his journey
he helps a tribe of midgets battle a giant Cyclops and takes on
a 2-headed monster with the aid of a Wonder Woman-ish female super
hero! He also fends off the local village against vampire creatures
and an evil scientist. The whole mess ends up in a wildly manic
kung fu and gun fight against the scientist and his men! A hard-to-find
English dubbed film! Includes trailer! |
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The
Brain (aka A Dead Man Seeks His Murderer aka Over
My Dead Body, 1962)
Directed by Freddie Francis, UK
Another black & white version of
"Donovan's Brain" this time from Hammer director Francis. A scientist keeps the
brain of a dead business tycoon alive after a plane wreck. The brain grows psychic
powers and takes control of the scientist using him to find the killer! Starring
Anne Heywood, Peter van Eyck and Cecil Parker. |
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The
Brain Stealers (Die hai hua, 1968)
PILLAR-BOXED
MANDARIN LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Umetsugu Inoue, Hong Kong
Crazy sci-fi spy flick from Japan starring Lily Ho, Peter
Chen Ho, Feng Chin and Betty Ting Pei. |
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Brave
New World
UNCUT VERSION (1980)
Directed by Burt Brinckerhoff, USA
NBC's dramatization
of Aldous Huxley's classic novel. Of both of the made-for-tv adaptations
(the other was on cable tv in 1998) this one was by far the more
faithful to the book's story and tone. Starring Julie Cobb, Bud
Cort, Keir Dullea, Ron O'Neal and Marcia Strassman. Re-broadcast
in uncut form on the BBC in 3 parts, this is the complete version.
Please note that because of the 3 hour running time the picture
is a fair bit more compressed looking than what we usually sell.
I thought it was still quite watchable and did not detract from
my enjoyment of this under-rated adaption.
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Bunker
Palace Hotel (Bunker Palace
Hôtel, 1989)
GERMAN
LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH
SUBTITLES
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
Directed by Enki Bilal, France
Starring Jean-Louis Trintignant, Carole Bouquet and Maria
Schneider. Rated R
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Conqueror
of the Moon (Conquistador
de la luna, 1960)
SPANISH
LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH
SUBTITLES
Directed by Rogelio A. González, Mexico
Starring Antonio Espino 'Clavillazo', Ana Luisa Peluffo
and Andrés Soler. Please note that there is a small tv logo in
the corner of the picture.
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The
Cube (aka
NBC Experiment In Television: The Cube, 1969)
Directed by Jim Henson, USA
Hard-to-find teleplay directed by Muppet master Jim Henson! Starring
Richard Schaal, Hugh Webster and others. Running time: app. 1
hour plus extras.
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Curse
of Snakes Valley (Klatwa doliny wezy, 1988)
WIDE SCREEN PICTURE
CHOICE OF RUSSIAN OR POLISH
LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Marek Piestrak, Poland / Russia
Somewhat legendary movie that mixes Indiana
Jones-style adventure, sci-fi and monsters that is now seen as
being hilariously dated. I enjoyed it! Starring Krzysztof Kolberger,
Roman Wilhelmi and Ewa Salacka.
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The Curious Female
(aka Curious Females, 1970)
Directed
by Paul Rapp, USA
Now,
this is an odd little title. The Curious Female is a blend of sci-fi and nudie
cutie. The master computer (a poor man's Big Brother) controls an earthquake damaged
world in 2177. To study lost sexual morals and customs, people watch vintage films
in secret. In this "new" world, no one is a virgin after thirteen. The film is
fairly amusing at times and some valid societal views are addressed (racism, for
example). I must admit that I was hoping to see more of Rapp's vision of 2177.
There is a good deal of female and some male nudity, however. The sex isn't graphic
or drawn out but you get the point. That being said, I found myself entertained
for about ninety minutes and what else can you really ask? ~Melissa Kusia
Starring
Angelique Pettyjohn (who has some nice nude scenes), Charlene
Jones, Bunny Allister, David Westberg and Julie Conners. Includes
the original theatrical trailer! ~Brian H
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Daigoro
vs. Goliath (Kaijû daifunsen:
Daigorou tai Goriasu / "Great Desperate Monster Battle:
Daigoro vs. Goliath" aka Digoru vs. Golius, 1972)
Directed by Toshihiro Iijima, Japan
IN JAPANESE LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
RECENTLY
ADDED!
Now
with English subtitles! Daigoro
is a huge constipated but friendly monster who must fight the evil
Goliath in this comical live-action Japanese obscurity. Iincludes
the original Japanese theatrical trailer!
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Day
of the Triffids (1963)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
Directed by Steve Sekely
and Freddie Francis, UK
JUST ADDED!
Details coming soon, movie available now! Cinemascope
print of this sci-fi monster classic! Starring Howard Keel, Nicole
Maurey, Janina Faye and Janette Scott. Includes
the theatrical trailer!
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Inner Space (1966)
Directed
by Francis D. Lyon, USA
An under water sea lab encounters an alien life form!
With Scott Brady and Sheree North. |
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The
Devil Garden (aka
The Double Garden aka The
Revenge of Dr. X,
‘67?)
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Directed by Kenneth G. Crane, script by Ed Wood, Jr., USA
/ Japan
Based
on Wood’s script “Venus Fly Trap”. James Craig stars in a ridiculously
ham-fisted performance
as a stressed-out scientist who develops a blood drinking plant-beast
that could give the monsters from “Invasion Of The Star Creatures”
a run for their money! Some pearl diving topless island women make
this one for adults only! From the director of The Manster!
Rated R |
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Devilman
Story (aka The Devil's Man, 1967)
WIDE
SCREEN PICTURE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE, A FEW ITALIAN LINES WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Paolo Bianchini, Italy
Sci-fi adventure from Italy starring Guy Madison and Diana
Lorys.
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Diamond
Pyramid
(Gyémántpiramis, 1985)
HUNGARIAN LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by András
Rajnai, Hungary
Ultra-rare made-for-tv
shot-on-video space adventure from Hungary! Starring Erika Balogh,
Gyula Benedek and Pethes Csaba.
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Dimension
5 (1966)
Directed by
Franklin Adreon, USA
Sci-fi time travel spy
thrills starring Jeffrey Hunter who enlists the aid of sexy Chinese-American
secret agent Kitty (France Nuyen) and a time-travel belt to stop
an international plot to make an atomic bomb! With Harold "Odd
Job" Sakata! Includes
the original theatrical trailer
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La
Donna, il sesso e il superuomo ("The Girl, the Sex and the Superman"
aka Fantabulous, Inc., 1967)
ITALIAN LANGUAGE WITH NO SUBTITLES
Directd by Sergio Spina, Italy
Richard
Harrison is a laid back, groovy guy who spends time making love to his swingin'
girlfriend Deborah (Judi West) until he is abducted by Von Beethoven (Adolfo Celi)
and turned into a robotic super-human! This fun pop-art feature is filled with
social satire and a lively score (during a love-making scene a few seconds of
ealry Frank Zappa music is lifted!). Rated R
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The Doomsday
Machine (1967 / 1972)
Directed by Harry Hope & Lee Sholem, USA
While traveling through space to Venus, the Earth is completely destroyed in a
nuclear war! It is now up to the space travelers to plan the repopulation of the
human race! Low-budget sci-fi starring Grant Williams, Henry Wilcoxon and Mala
Powers with Casey kasem, Bobby Van, Lorie Scott and Ruta Lee. |
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Dragon
Ball - The Magic Begins (Xin qi long zhu, 1991, action
/ sci-fi / fantasy)
WIDE-SCREEN
PICTURE
ENGLISH DUBBED
Directed by Chun-Liang Chen, Taiwan
An unnoficial bat-shit crazy adaptation of "Dragon
Ball Z" starring Chi-Chiang Chen, Jeannie Hsieh and Tung-Chuan
Cheng. Includes 2 theatrical trailers plus musical drag-queen
outtake!
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Ecce
Homo ("Behold The Man"
aka Behold Man - The Survivors, 1968)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
ITALIAN LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Bruno Gaburro, Italy
Post-apocalyptic
drama starring Philippe Lero, Irene Papas, Gabriele Tinti , Frank
Wolff and Marco Stefanelli, score by Ennio Morricone. Rated R
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ESPY
(Esupai,
1974)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
JAPANESE LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Jun
Fukuda, Japan
JUST
ADDED! Details
coming soon, movie available now! This is the original uncut Japanese
version of this sci-fi / spy hybrid! Includes the original theatrical
trailer! Starring Hiroshi Fujioka, Kaoru Yumi and Masao Kusakari.
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Evil
Birds (aka Killing Birds, 1987)
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Directed by
Rene Cardona, Mexico
Christopher Atkins and Michelle Johnson star in this
gory take on Hitchcock's "The Birds"! Also with Gabrielle Tinti. Rated R |
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The
Fairy and the Devil (Guan shi yin yu Hai long wang aka
Mother Goddess vs The Sea Demon, 1982)
MANDARIN
LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Tai Chiang, Taiwan
RECENTLY ADDED! Details
coming soon, movie available now! Starring Hsiu-Chen Chen, Jieh-Wen
King and Ling-Tzu Chin. |
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Fantasy
of Deer Hunter (Da xia mei hua lu aka Fantasy of
Deer Warrior, 1961)
WIDE SCREEN PICTURE
CHINESE LANGUAGE (MINNAN) WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Ying Chang, Taiwan
Unusual black & white fantasy drama of animals portrayed by human
actors. Starring Yun Ling, Hung Pai and Lin Lin.
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Batman and Robin see Alyas Batman and Robin
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Final
War (Dai-sanji sekai taisen: Yonju-ichi jikan no kyofu
aka World War III Breaks Out, 1960)
WIDE SCREEN PICTURE
JAPANESE LANGUAGE WITH
NO SUBTITLES
Directed by Shigeaki Hidaka, Japan
Black & white sci-fi drama starring
Tatsuo Umemiya, Yoshiko Mita and Yayoi Furusato.
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The
Flying Saucer
(Il Disco volante, 1964)
Directed by Tinto Brass, Italy
Future
erotica king Tinto Brass directs this light-hearted black & white comical
farce! A flying suacer helmed by some sexy space women upsets the balance of a
small community! Starring Alberto Sordi, Silvana Mangano, Monica Vitti, Gianluigi
Crescenzi and Graziella Polesinanti. Look for a brief uncredited appearance by
Euro cult actress Erika Blanc! |
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From
the Earth to the Moon (1958)
Directed by Byron Haskin,
USA
RECENTLY ADDED!
Details coming soon, movie available now! Starring
Joseph Cotten, George Sanders and Paget Debra Paget. Includes
the theatrical trailer!
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Ginseng
King (aka The Three Headed Monster, 1989)
WIDE-SCREEN
PICTURE
MANDARIN WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Wong Guk-Gam, Taiwan
Martial arts fantasy from Taiwan! Starring Chan Ying-Kit
and Cynthia Khan.
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Gnaw
- Food of the Gods II (aka Food of the Gods 2, 1989)
Directed by Steve Sekely
and Damian Lee, Canada
JUST ADDED!
If you thought "Food of the Gods" was
cheezy wait'll you see this "sequel"! Giant rats are
on the attack at a college campus! Also causing trouble (and seen
only briefly) are a melty scientist and a giant potty-mouth brat!
Starring Paul Coufos, Lisa Schrage and Réal Andrews. Includes
the theatrical trailer!
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The
Golden Bat (Ôgon batto,
1966)
WIDE-SCREEN
PICTURE
JAPANESE LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Hajime
Sato, Japan
Sonny Chiba stars in this black & white comic book based live-action
movie that spawned an animated series. He plays Golden Bat, a skull-faced
superhero that must fight Phantom Nazo, a villain set on altering
the path of a star in a near by galaxy so it’ll crash into the Earth!
Includes the original theatrical trailer! |
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Goliath
and the Vampires (original Italian title: Maciste contro
il Vampiro, 1961)
WIDE-SCREEN
PICTURE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Directed by Sergio Corbucci, Italy
Gordon Scott is a fearless gladiator fighting a mind controlling
vampire who’s been turning women into slaves! Includes
the original Italian theatrical trailer!
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H2S
(1969)
ITALIAN LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Roberto Faenza, Italy
Ultra-rare, offbeat and somewhat humorous sci-fi from Italy set
in the future and starring Carole André, Denis Gilmore and Lionel
Stander. Please note that there is a small tv logo in the corner
of the picture. Rated R
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Hanuman
Meets the 7 Ultramen (Urutora 6-kyodai tai kaijû gundan
aka Hanuman vs. 7 Ultraman, 1974)
WIDE-SCREEN
PICTURE
THAI
LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Sompote Sands and Shohei Tôjô, Thailand
Strange Thai-made Ultraman movie that features the Hindu
'Monkey King' deity known as Hanuman! Lotsa' giant monsters and
weirdness! Starring Ko Kaeoduendee, Anan Pricha and Yodchai Meksuwan.
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Harrison
Bergeron
(1995)
Directed by Bruce Pittman, USA
Based
on the story by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. and starring Sean Astin and
Miranda de Pencier with cameos by Eugene Levy, Howie Mandel and
Andrea Martin. Rated PG
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The Head
(Die Nackte und der Satan, 1959)
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Directed by Victor
Trivas, West Germany
Offbeat black & white sci-fi / mystery about the shenanigans
of a mad scientist named Dr. Ood! The insanely determined Doc (played by Horst
Frank) seems to be losing his own noggin at the idea of performing a groundbreaking
operation: Transplanting the head of a beautiful woman (with a deformed body,
natch) onto the perfect body of a stripper! Ood da man!! Moody black & white expressionistic
photography make this an unusual cult favorite! |
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Hearts
and Armour (I paladini - Storia d'armi e d'amori, 1983)
ENGLISH
LANGUAGE
Directed by Giacomo Battiato, Italy / USA
Starring Zeudi Araya Cristaldi, Barbara De Rossi and Rick
Edwards with Tanya Roberts. Rated R
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Hercules
Against The Moon Men
(Maciste e la regina di Samar, 1964)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
Directed by Giacomo Gentilomo, Italy / France
Hercules
("Alan Steele" / Sergio Ciani) must stop an attack of
space creatures who have made a deal with the evil queen of Samar
to take over the world! The city is attacked by giant monsters
that look like the mutant offspring of Gumby and a boulder. Nice
looking wide-screen picture on this upgrade. With Jany Clair and
Anna Maria Polani. Includes
the original theatrical trailer!
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Homoti
(aka The Turkish E.T., 1987, sci-fi comedy)
TURKISH LANGUAGE WITH BURNT-IN ENGLISH
SUBTITLES
Directed by Müjdat Gezen, Turkey
RECENTLY
ADDED!
Details coming soon, movie available now! Homoti is a very,
VERY low-budget spoof of "E.T.". "Homoti is visiting
from his home planet where there is no violence and everyone loves
each other. He meets a reporter from a shoddy newspaper who wants
to print an article on Homoti but the alien is afraid that if
his planet finds out he's left that he'll be sent back to face
punishment: One day without leaving his house! Despite a few swear
words and some mild gay jokes the movie overall is pretty light-hearted
and has a positive message. Please note that there are minor glitches
and some very faint audio pops throughout but quite watchable
despite this. Starring Müjdat Gezen, Perran Kutman and Bahar Öztan.
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Hu-Man
(1975)
WIDE-SCREEN
PICTURE
FRENCH
LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Jérôme Laperrousaz, France
Starring Terence Stamp, Jeanne Moreau and Agnès Stevenin.
Please note that the picture looks a tiny bit soft but not bad.
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Human
Vapor (Gasu ningen daiichigo aka Gasu ningen dai
1 gô, 1960, science-fiction)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
JAPANESE LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Ishirô Honda, Japan
RECENTLY
ADDED!
We
now offer the original Japanese version in wide-screen with English
subtitles of this sci-fi thriller cult classic! "Human
Vapor" is the tragic story of a man who, after an experiment
goes wrong, has the ability to transform himself into an invisible
gas a powerr which he uses to commit criminal acts. (Please note
that we also still will sell the non-widescreen English-dubbed
US version upon request.)
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Invasion
of the Saucer Men (1957)
Directed by Edward L. Cahn, USA
Classic teenagers vs. kooky aliens schlock! Includes the original
theatrical trailer!! Starring Steven Terrell, Gloria Castillo
and Frank Gorshin.
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Isabella,
Duchess of the Devil
(Isabella, duchessa dei diavoli, 1969)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
Directed by Bruno Corbucci, Italy
Brigitte
Skay stars as the sexy swashbuckler Isabella in Corbucci's comic
book adaptation set in the swingin' 1600's! released on home video
in the US as "Ms.
Stiletto". Rated
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It Conquered
The World (1956)
Directed by Roger Corman, USA
Classic
b-movie with a z-monster! Starring Peter Graves, Beverly Garland and Lee Van Cleef!
Includes the original television ad! |
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Journey
to an Unknown World (Aventuras com Tio Maneco,
1971)
Directed by Flávio Migliaccio, Brazil
Three boys and their uncle
venture into the Amazon jungle in search of their missing grandfather who's been
kidnapped by evil space robots! An unusual and hard-to-find kids film that mixes
live-action, animation and some "mondo" footage to tell it's story. |
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Just Imagine (1930)
Directed by David Butler, USA
Amazing sci-fi comedy musical that takes place
in the future time of 1980!! A present day man wakes up in the year 1980 ("Futurama"
style!) in a world of space travel, vending machines that sell human babies, and
more! Old movies that are set in "the future" have always been a fave of mine
and this is one of the most hilarious! The clothes, hairstyles and set design
are wacky enough, but the songs and lighthearted story make it a real blast! Heavily
recommended!! |
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The
Keep (1983)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
Directed by Michael Mann, USA / UK
Includes 2 theatrical trailers! Starring Scott Glenn, Alberta
Watson and Jürgen Prochnow. Rated R
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The Killer
Shrews (1959)
Directed by Ray Kellogg, USA
Surprisingly
effective sci-fi thriller set on an island, this one has an unfair
reputation mainly due to what's been written by the idiot Medved
brothers and other critics about the low-budget monster "effects".
I won't spoil it here, but for me I thought this film had a creepy
anxiety-provoking feel to it. A group of people are trapped in
a house (ala "Night Of The Living Dead") on an island
with hundreds of the giant hungry beasties trying to get in for
a human chow-down! Certainly this film is no epic, but for my
dough I thought the "shrews" were rather disturbing!
Hell, this film is scarier than anything playing at the shopping
mall right now!
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Kilma, Queen
of the Jungle (La diosa salvaje aka The Jungle Goddess,
1975)
ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH DUTCH (?) SUBTITLES
Directed by Miguel Iglesias, Spain
Starring
Eva Miller with Ricardo Merino, Marina Ferri and with Maria Perschy
and Paul Naschy in smaller roles. Please note that the picture is
a bit grainy. See also Kilma,
Queen of the Amazons below!
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Kilma,
Queen of the Amazons
(Kilma, reina de las amazonas, 1976)
Directed by Miguel Iglesias, Spain
Starring
Blanca Estrada (aka Eva Miller) as Kilma with Frank Braña and
Claudia Gravy. Rated R
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King
Dong (aka Lost on Adventure Island, 1986)
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
UNCUT VERSION
Directed by Yancey Hendrieth,USA
XXX-rated
porn parody starring Crystal Holland, Chaz St. Peters, Dee Hendrieth
and others. ADULTS ONLY! |
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The Kingdom
of the Looking Glass (Korolevstvo krivykh zerkal aka
The Kingdom of Crooked Mirrors, 1964)
IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed byAleksandr Rou, Russia
Well made Russian language take on "Alice Through The Looking
Glass "! A young girl goes inside of her mirror and meets her
reflective twin! Together the 2 travel to a fantasy kingdom where
evil adult rulers have imprisoned all of the children.
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Land of Sannikov
(Zemlya Sannikova aka The Sannikov Earth, 1973)
IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE
WITH GREEK SUBTITLES
Directed by Albert S. Mkrtchyan & Leonid Popov, Russia
Set in the 1700's, a group of explorers travel by boat on a treacherous search
for the mythical land of Sannikov. Once there they discover a long-haired caveman-like
society ruled by an unscrupulous pseudo-wizard! The most interesting thing to
me about this lively-paced film is the unusual spacey pop score which meshes quite
strangely with the period piece atmosphere of the story! A true rarity and it's
dubbed in English. |
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Last Days of Planet Earth (Nosutoradamusu
no daiyogen / "Prophecies
of Nostradamus", 1974)
ENGLISH
DUBBED
Directed by Toshio Masuda, Japan
Starring
Tetsuro Tamba, Toshio Kurosawa and Kaoru Yumi.
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The
Last War (Sekai daisenso
/ "The Great World War", 1961)
WIDE-SCREEN
PICTURE
JAPANESE LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Shuei Matsubayashi, Japan
Uncut Japanese version of this apocalypse
thriller! Starring
Frankie Sakai and Akira Takarada. Please
note that we also sell a wide-screen English dubbed recreaton of
the US version if you prefer that one. |
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Years (Gandahar, 1988)
Directed by
René Laloux, France / North Korea
Amazing
animated feature from the creator of "Fantastic Planet". Adapted by
Isaac Asimov, this is the hard-to-find English language version featuring the
voices of John Shea, Glenn Close, Brigit Fonda, Penn Jillette, Teller, David Johanson
and others. In stereo and looks very nice!
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The
Magic Serpent
(Kairyu daikessen aka Sea Serpent Wars,
1966)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
JAPANESE LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Tetsuya Yamauchi, Japan
Now
fully wide-screen in it's original Japanese language with remove-able
English subtitles! This costume drama
/ monster movie is about one man's vengeance against the evil man
who killed his father. Both men conjure up giant monsters including
a dragon-like serpent and a fire-breathing giant toad to fight their
battles! Nice wide-screen picture! Includes the original theatrical
trailer! |
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The
Man Eater of Hydra (La Isla de la muerte aka Island
of the Doomed, 1967)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
Directed by Mel Welles (Ernst R. Von Theumer), Spain / West Germany
Cameron Mitchell is a deranged scientist who lures unsuspecting
victims to his island only to feed them to his bloodsucking vampire
plant! With George Martin and Elisa Montés. |
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The Merciful
Buddha (Chinese title: A mi de dao, 1979)
MANDARIN LANGUAGE WITH BURNED-IN ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Tien-yung Hsu, Taiwan
For completists of magic kung-fu comes this period piece comic
action fantasy!. Men transform into giant animals with some cheezy
but interesting animation effects!
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Mission
Stardust (original Italian title:
...4 ...3 ...2 ...1 ...morte aka Perry Rhodan - SOS aus
dem Weltall, 1967)
Directed by Primo Zeglio, Italy
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
Starring
Lang Jeffries and Essy Persson. The
Includes the original theatrical trailer!
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The
Monitors (1969)
Directed by Jack Shea, USA
The Monitors have arrived from another planet to
help get the Earth back in shape. Trouble is a number of the ungrateful humans
want the Monitors to leave us alone! An offbeat comedy starring Guy Stockwell,
Susan Oliver, Larry Storch, Avery Schreiber, Sherry Jackson and a large cast that
includes Ed Begley, Helen Malone, Peter Boyle and cameos by Alan Arkin, Xavier
Cugat, Stubby Kaye and others! |
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The
Monster of Piedras Blancas
(1959)
Directed by Irvin Berwick, USA
Includes the original theatrical trailer! Low-budget monster schlocker!
Starring Les Tremayne and Forrest Lewis.
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Morel's
Invention
(L'invenzione di Morel, 1974)
FRENCH LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
Directed by Emidio Greco, France
Starring
Giulio Brogi, Anna Karina and John Steiner.
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Most
Dangerous Man Alive (1961)
Directed by Allan
Dwan, USA
A very cool and kinda sleazy underrated sci-fi/crime thriller. A
framed man becomes impervious to bullets after being exposed to a radioactive
bomb blast. Now he’s out to get the criminals that set him up! Ron Randell, Debra
Paget and Elaine Stewart star in this black & white rarity. |
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Mystery
of the Third Planet (Tayna tretey planety, 1981)
RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES AND ENGLISH DUBBED
VERSIONS
Directed by Roman Kachanov, Russia / Soviet Union
Colorful and unusual animated sci-fi fantasy movie for children.
Despite being made in 1981 there is somewhat of a "Yellow
Submarine" influence in the drawing style. This disc includes
2 versions: A nice looking copy in Russian with English subtitles
from a digital source, and a so-so quality somewhat poorly dubbed
English language verson taken from a dollar-store VHS tape.
Each runs app. 48 minutes.
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The
Net (aka Project M7, 1953)
Directed by Anthony Asquith, UK
Sci-fi drama about a sound barrier breaking experimental
jet and espionage! Starring Phyllis Calvert, James Donald and
Robert Beatty.
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Ninjascope
- The Magic World of the Ninjas (Akakage, 1969)
ENGLISH
LANGUAGE WITH GREEK SUBTITLES
Directed by Junji Kurata with Tetsuya Yamauchi
Obscure
Toei superhero vs. monsters feature presumably edited from the
"Kamen no ninja Aka-Kage" tv series that aired in 1967
and 1968! Includes the original japanese trailer!
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Nukie
(1987)
Directed by Sias Odendaal (as Sias Odendal) and Michael Pakleppa,
South Africa / UK / USA
African
lensed ET-rip-off / endurance test that must be seen to be believed!
If you are into masochistic viewing experiences Nukie is
the alien for you! Starring Glynis Johns, Steve Railsback and
Ronald France.
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Planet
Gone Mad
(aka The
Spirits of Jupiter, 1985)
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Directed by Russell Kern, USA
Starring Rex Cutter. Hard to find!
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Princess
From The Moon (Taketori monogatari / "The Tale
of Taketori"aka Kaguya, 1987)
ENGLISH DUBBED WITH GREEK SUBTITLES
Directed by Kon Ichikawa, Japan
Japanese fantasy from the director of "The Inugami Family".
This is the hard-to-find English dubbed version!
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Pulgasari
(Bulgasari aka Purugasari: Densetsu no daikaiju,
1985)
KOREAN LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Sang-ok Shin, North Korea / Japan
North Korea's take on Godzilla / Majin! Starring Chang
Son Hui, Ham Gi Sop and Jong-uk Ri.
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Ravagers
(1979)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
Directed by Richard Compton,
USA
JUST ADDED!
Details coming soon, movie available now! Hard
to find post-apocalyptic drama starring Richard Harris, Ernest
Borgnine and Ann Turkel with Art Carney, Anthony James, Woody
Strode, Alana Stewart (as Alana Hamilton) and Seymour Cassel.
Looks very nice and includes the German theatrical trailer!
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of Fear (El Refugio del
miedo aka Creation of the Damned, 1974)
Directed by José Ulloa,
Spain
Hard to find sci-fi drama about what happens when 2 couples are trapped
in a bomb shelter during a nuclear holocaust! Looks nice! Starring Teresa Gimpera,
Fernando Hilbeck, Craig Hill, Fernando Millet, Pedro Mari Sánchez and Patty Shepard.
Rated R | The
Revenge of Dr. X see The Devil
Garden
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Santa
Claus (1959)
UNCUT VERSION with Devil scenes!
Directed by Rene Cardona, -produced by K. Gordon Murray, Mexico
Unintentionally
bizarre kiddy-matinee-film-from-hell tells the “classic” story of several devil-like
demons and their attempts to corrupt a little girl by making her steal a toy doll,
stop Santa Clause from delivering toys, and generally f-up the holiday. If Christmas
was really like this I’d slash my wrists! Looks beautiful! |
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Santa
and the Ice Cream Bunny featuring Thumbelina
(1972)
Directed by Barry Mahon and R. Winer, USA
Ho-ho
huh?? Santa's sled gets stuck in the sand on a Florida beach just before
Christmas. The local kids try using several different animals to pull the sled
but to no avail. Not even a giant gorilla can help him! While waiting for help,
Santa tells the story of "Thumbelina" (which takes up most of the running
time on this bizarre live-action feature). Then the Ice Cream Bunny arrives in
his red fire truck! But will he be able to free Santa and save Christmas? "Thumbellina",
directed by Mahon, tells the story of a beautiful girl at a carnival who watches
a diorama show about Thumbellina and imagines herself as the title character.
Note:
The order of stories has been restored to that of the movie's original theatrical
release! Also includes 2 bizarre bonus shorts: "Howdy Doody's Christmas"
and "Punch and Judy's Christmas"! |
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The
Sea Serpent (Serpiente de mar aka Hydra-Monster
of the Deep, 1984)
Directed by Amando de Ossorio, Spain
From
the director of the "Blind Dead" movies!
Starring Timothy Bottoms, Taryn Power, Jared
Martin, Ray Milland, Gérard Tichy, Carole James and Jack Taylor. |
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Secret
of the Telegian (Denso Ningen, 1960)
ENGLISH DUBBED
Directed by Jun Fukuda, Japan
Starring Kôji Tsuruta and Akihiko Hirata. |
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Sesso Delirio ("Sex Delirium" aka Grida di
Estasi / "Cries of Ecstasy" aka Orgies of Ecstasy,
Blows of Death, 1973?, sci-fi sex drama)
ITALIAN LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by "Anthony Weber"
Now
with English subtitled! Ultra-rare post-apocaliptic exploiter
that opens with a liberal use of footage from George Romero's
"The Crazies"! With sex starlet Sandra Carey, Michael
Abbott, John Bishop and Uschi Digard. Some sources credit this
as an Italian production but, with that cast, I'm gonna say this
was probably pasted together in the good ol' USA. Note: Picture
is soft looking on this title.
ADULTS ONLY
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The
Sex Machine (Conviene far bene l'amore,
1975)
Directed by Pasquale Festa Campanile, ITALY
In the year 2063 electric
power no longer exists. A scientist discovers that sexual energy can actually
be harvested and used to power things. This discovery creates a moral uproar in
this wacky '70s sex comedy! Starring Gigi Proietti, Agostina Belli and Eleonora
Giorgi. Rated R |
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The
Ship of Monsters ("La
Nave de los Monstruos", 1959)
IN SPANISH LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed
by Rogelio A. Gonzalez, Mexico
Ultra-cool black & white multi-genre flick featuring two sexy
& stacked space-women (one of whom is Mexican scream-queen
Lorna Velazquez) and their whacked-out robot. While on a seemingly
innocent spaceship trip to visit Earth the two babes, upon landing,
compete for the attention of a happy-go-lucky singing cowboy.
Then, one of the women turns out to be an evil vampire bent on
world domination! She thaws out a group of 4 insane looking frozen
monsters she has hidden away in a nearby cave to do her wicked
bidding! An unbelievable science-fiction
/ comedy / musical / western!
Looks great!!
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Shikari
(aka The Bollywood King Kong, 1963)
HINDI LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Mohammed Hussain, India
An adventure / musical movie from India that borrorws from "Seventh
Voyage of Sinbad" and "King Kong". There is quite
a bit of dialogue and long music numbers in this movie, but eventually
a Kong-like monster shows up. The last half hour or so things
finally kick in! Starring Ajit, Ragini, Helen, K.N. Singh and
Madan Puri. Note: There is some artifacting in the picture but
overall it is still quite watchable. Running time: app. 2 hours
and 15 minutes
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The
Sorceress (La sorcière aka
The Blonde Witch, 1956)
FRENCH
LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH
SUBTITLES
Directed by André Michel, France / Italy / Sweden
Starring Marina Vlady, Maurice Ronet and Nicole Courcel.
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Sound of Horror
(El Sonido prehistórico,
1964)
Directed by José Antonio Nieves Conde, Spain
While looking for a
lost treasure buried inside a cave a group of people accidentally release an invisible
monster! This horrible creature can only be heard and therefore it makes it difficult
to fight him- not to mention that it saved a lot on the film's budget! Actually,
this is a pretty good movie that comes off better than you'd think, mainly because
of the serious approach to the story, and also because of the decent acting which
includes Ingrid Pitt and Soledad Miranda (who would go on to star in several Jess
Franco films)! Includes the original theatrical trailer! |
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Monster (Space
Probe Taurus aka First Woman Into Space , 1965)
Directed by Leonard
Katzman, USA
Super low-budget black & white space drama starring Francine
York, Baynes Barron and James Brown (not THAT James brown!). |
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Warriors 2000 (1985)
ENGLISH DUBBED
Directed by Marc Smith and Sompote
Sands, US / Japan / Thailand
This
nutty live-action children's tv movie was edited together using clips from several
of the later "Ultraman" tv series and feature films and horribly dubbed
into this entertaining and juvenile monster matinee mess! This was reportedly
released unbeknownst to original Japanese producers Tsuburaya who promptly sued.
For some folks this was the only way to see Ultraman footage for many years! A
real mess! Hard to find!! |
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Spermula
(1976, erotic
sci-fi fantasy)
ORIGINAL FRENCH LANGUAGE VERSION WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
Directed by Charles Matton, France
This original
French version is drastically different than the English version
we offer! A more serious approach that tells a somewhat different
story and does away with the English dubbed jokes. The sex scenes
are a bit more graphic as well although still "softcore".
Definitely the most unique French erotic film ever made! Offbeat
and unique sex & sci-fi fantasy film starring
Dayle Haddon, Udo Kier, François Dunoyer, Jocelyne Boisseau, Ginette
Leclerc and Isabelle Mercanton.
Looks very nice. Available separately or pick up both versions (see
below), the French language with English subtitles and the English
dubbed, in a double set for $20.00!
Rated R |
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Spermula
(1976, erotic sci-fi fantasy)
ENGLISH LANGUAGE VERSION
Directed by Charles Matton, France
Offbeat and unique sex & sci-fi fantasy film with Udo Kier.
Alien beings disguised as beautiful, elegant women invade Earth.
Artsy and unusual for this type of film. The somewhat juvenile "humorous"
English dubbing (ie-
"Not on the Formica! It came all the way from Uranus!") is
fortunately not as bad as it could have been and doesn't ruin the
beautiful photography or surreal ambiance. Also starring Dayle Haddon,
François Dunoyer, Jocelyne Boisseau, Ginette Leclerc and Isabelle
Mercanton. Rated R |
The Spirits
of Jupiter see
Planet Gone Mad
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Virgin (1988)
IN JAPANESE LANGUAGE ONLY, Japan
Cheezy effects abound
in this fun low-budget sci-fi adventure! The star is a slightly pudgy cute young
girl who transforms into a Wonder Woman-like super- hero! She fights a relentless
evil robot and several strange creatures! The lack of English doesn't really hamper
the fun. Apparently there was also a video game that tied in with this movie. |
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The
Starfighters
(1964)
Directed by Will Zens, USA
Some say this is one of the worst movies ever made! You be the
judge! Starring Robert Dornan, Richard Jordahl and Shirley Olmstead.
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Strange
Invasion (Extraña invasión
aka Stay Tuned for Terror, 1965)
SPANISH LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Emilio Vieyra, Argentina
Starring
Richard Conte, Jorge Rivera López and Eddie Pequenino.
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The
Suns of Easter Island (Les
soleils de l'Ile de Pâques, 1972)
FRENCH
LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH
SUBTITLES
Directed by Pierre Kast, France / Brazil / Chile
Starring Norma Bengell, Françoise Brion and Jacques Charrier.
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Supersonic
Man (1979)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
Directed by Juan Piquer Simón, Spain
Kronos, a Superman-esque space alien comes to Earth to fight the
evil Dr. Gulik (Cameron Mitchell), an evil robot, and other evil
things. Also evil was the producer of this film who spent about
$1.98 on the "special" effects. For lovers of bad cinema
only! Makes "Superman" look truly super! Includes
the original theatrical trailer!
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The
Sword And The Dragon (Ilya Muromets, 1956)
Directed by Aleksandr Ptushko, Russia
Very entertaining and well made fantasy
yarn with a 3 headed dragon and other creatures! Recommended! |
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Sword
of the Barbarians (Sangraal, la spada
di fuoco, 1982)
Directed by Michele Massimo Tarantini, Italy
Starring
Pietro Torrisi (aka Peter McCoy) as Sangraal with Yvonne Fraschetti,
Mario Novelli (aka Anthony Freeman), Xiomara Rodriguez and Margareta
Rance. Rated R |
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A Tale
of Lost Time (Skazka o poteryannom vremeni, 1964)
IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Aleksandr Ptushko, Russia
Now with English subtitles! Comic fantasy about a group of old
people that live in a strange wooded kingdom inside of a tree.
They discover a way to switch ages with the unsuspecting children
of the city outside of the tree with comical results! Interesting
special effects in this rare Russian language color feature from
the director of "Sword And The Dragon". Looks great!
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Tarzan
and King Kong (aka Tarzan & King Kong, 1965)
HINDI LANGUAGE WITH NO SUBTITLES
Directed by JA. Shamsheer, India
Starring Randhawa as Tarzan, Mumtaz and Bela Bose as The
Jungle Queen. A Bollywood movie featuring Tarzan's jungle adventures,
music, female wrestling and a last minute gorilla! Please note
that there is a small logo in the corner of the picture. Running
time is just over 128 minutes. See also Shikari
above.
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Terror
from the Year 5,000 (1958)
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Directed by Robert J. Gurney Jr., USA
Grade-Z
black & white sci-fi schlock! Picture is a bit soft looking
but watchable. |
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The
Terrornauts (1967)
Directed by Montgomery Tully, UK
Obscure Amicus
sci-fi film about a team of scientists transported to an intergalactic space station
to fend off an oncoming alien invasion! With Simon Oates, Zena Marshall and Charles
Hawtrey. Includes the original theatrical trailer! |
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Third
After The Sun (Treta sled slantzeto aka Third Planet
After The Solar System, 1972)
BULGARIAN LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Gueorgui Stoyanov, Bulgaria
Starring
Itzhak Finzi as Nedev The Commander, Naum Shopov as The Stranger
Len, Nikolay Nikolaev as The Male Monkey and Pepa Nikolova as
The female Monkey. Please note that the picture is a bit dark
and soft and that there is a small logo in the corner.
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Three
Supermen Against The Godfather
(Süpermenler, 1979)
IN
ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH GREEK SUBTITLES
Directed by Italo Martinenghi, Italy / Spain / Turkey
Starring Cüneyt
Arkin (as George Arkins), Güngör Bayrak, Salvatore Borghese and
Aldo Canti (as Nick Jordan). |
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Thunder
of Gigantic Serpent (Daai se wong, 1988)
ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH GREEK SUBTITLES
Directed by "Charles Lee"
(Godfrey Ho), Hong Kong
A
young girl's intelligent pet snake is subject to a secret government experiment
which causes it to grow into a Kong-size monster in this low-budget monster and
kung fu mess!
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Time
of the Apes (1987)
ENGLISH
DUBBED
Directed by Kiyo Sumi Fukazawa and Atsuo Okunaka, Japan
Ridiculous low-budget "Planet of the Apes" rip-off
movie compiled from a Japanese tv series. Looks very nice! Starring
Reiko Tokunaga, Hiroko Saito and Masaaki Kaji.
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| Toomorrow
(1967)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH JAPANESE SUBTITLES
Directed by Val Guest, UK |
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The
Tramps on the Planet of the Apes (O
Trapalhão no Planalto dos Macacos aka Brazilian Planet
of the Apes, 1976)
PORTUGUESE
LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH
SUBTITLES
Directed by J.B. Tanko, Brazil
Starring
Renato Aragão, Baiaco, Renato Bastos, Vera Capua and Milton Carneiro.
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The
Tramps in War of the Planets (Os
Trapalhões na Guerra dos Planetas aka Brazilian Star Wars,
1978)
PORTUGUESE
LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH
SUBTITLES
Directed by Adriano Stuart, Brazil
Low-budget
shot-on-video "Star Wars" parody from the Trapalhões
("Tramps"), Brazil's answer to the Three Stooges. Starring
Renato Aragão as Didi, Dedé Santana as Dedé and Mussum as Mussum
Zacarias.
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Turkish
Star Trek
(Uzay Yolunda aka Turist Ömer Uzay Yolunda, 1973)
IN
TURKISH LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
Directed by Hulki Saner, Turkey
Sadri Alisik,
Turkish star whom portrays the comical character "Ömer",
is sent into the future where he hooks up with some very familiar
space explorers boldy going where no copyright infringement suit
has gone before! A really funny and well made satire despite the
low budget!
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Turkish Star Wars
(Dünyayi
kurtaran adam / "The Man Who Saves the World", 1982)
IN TURKISH LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Çetin Inanç, Turkey
If you were given 30 bucks to shoot a "Star Wars" remake, finished the
film, edited in some "borrowed" spaceship footage from the original
"Star wars" and then accidentally dropped the finished film into a blender
on the way to the screening room it might resemble this. I loved it! |
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Turkish
Wizard of Oz
(Aysecik ve sihirli cüceler rüyalar ülkesinde / "Avsecik,
the Country of Dreams and Magic Dwarves", 1971)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
TURKISH LANGUAGE WITH NO SUBTITLES
Directed by Tunç Basaran, Turkey
An
unusual unauthorized "remake"! Wide-screen picture remastered
with the correct ratio.
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The Twonky (1953)
Directed by Arch Oboler, USA
Hans Conried vs. his possessed television set!
A hard-to-find black &white sci-fi comedy also starring Janet Warren and Billy
Lynn. |
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Claw (Tirannoui baltob, 1994)
CAVEMAN LANGUAGE!
Directed by
Hyung-rae Shim, South Korea
A savage tribe of club-pounding bug-eating cave people offer up
human sacrifices to the local T. Rex! No dialogue, only cave-ugh's!
CHOMP!! Rated R for slight cave-girl breasts but really this is
a family film. |
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Ultraman
Story (Urutoraman sutori, 1984)
JAPANESE LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Koichi Takano, Japan
Ultra taro studies the fighting skills of Ultraman as he
takes on many monsters! A feature length movie that utilized footage
from the different older Ultraman seres. Lotsa' giant monsters and
wackiness but loses a bit of the charm of the original series. Looks
great! |
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Watari
- Ninja Boy (Daininjutsu
eiga Watari, 1966)
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
JAPANESE LANGUAGE WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES
Directed by Sadao Nakajima, Japan
Yoshinobu
Kaneko stars in the first in a series of feature films about the
amazing young Ninja master Watari! Includes the original theatrical
trailer! |
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The
Witch’s Curse (original Italian
title: Maciste all'inferno, 1963)
UNCUT VERSION
WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
MOSTLY
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Directed by Riccardo Freda, Italy
Sword & sandal thrills as Maciste
travels into hell itself to stop said curse! This is a very nice
looking wide-screen copy mostly spoken in the English language.
There is some dialogue spoken in Itallian (with English subtitles)
that, presumably, was never recorded in English. Includes
the original theatrical trailer! |
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The
Wizard of Mars (aka Horrors
of the Red Planet, 1965)
Directed by David L. Hewitt, USA
Starring
John Carradine as The Wizard of Mars with Roger Gentry, Vic McGee,
Jerry Rannow and Eve Bernhardt. Includes
the original theatrical trailer! |
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| Yeti
- The Giant of the 20th Century (Yeti - il gigante del 20. secolo,
1977)
SLIGHTLY WIDE-SCREEN PICTURE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE WITH GREEK SUBTITLES
Directed by Gianfranco Parolini, Italy
So you thought you'd seen every Bigfoot
movie? Not YETI you haven't! This notoriously bad one could possibly be the worst
ever! Bigfoot (Mimmo Crao), a giant Kong-like being who's face looks more like
a hairy redneck than a simian creature, is discovered living in the woods. (Around
these parts we got guys that look like this yelling unintelligible things at you
from their pickup truck! Now, THAT'S scarey! but I digress...) He takes a liking
to cute Antonella Interlenghi and, after being taken captive, breaks loose in
the city to... aw, you know the rest... Atrocious special (d)effects are the lowlight
to this atrocity! For big hairy man-beast completists only! The amazing Yeti theme
song will have you out standing on a ledge! | |
